a life of brilliance

Edgar (turning from father's casket): Oh, Henry!

Henry: What, like the chocolate bar?

Edgar: If only I could have your strength, dear Henry. Your stamina.

Henry: At night I eat the dog food.

Edgar: Father would be so proud. He told everyone he knew; "My Henry is the brightest lad in all the land!"

Henry: Yes, I remember when he put the lampshade over my head.