Friday, March 27, 2009
skilled hands
costco cashier giving me a look... love the way her wrists strain with effort as she efficiently and brutally swipes my club card. no wasted movement, just jam that plastic and rip it out. stimulate my prostrate and milk me in most swift and punishing fashion i will flash fascist imagery on my 1080p widescreen television
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
tomorrow i'm going to fall in love
i'm going to meet a qt and fall in love. i will engage in mutual grooming with a caring partner
i saw a goddess
i was listening to some boredoms and just chilling and i walked over to get a caramel machiato (grande) from this vietnamese place. there was an obese girl there with chopsticks + a flower in her hair and she had a death note t-shirt
her (to cashier...): i would like a beef bowl
me (behind her): ~__~ *nosebleed starts* you can get a lower sodium version of that... urkle
she didn't hear me though ;_; plus i got blood on my diatom sketchbook
her (to cashier...): i would like a beef bowl
me (behind her): ~__~ *nosebleed starts* you can get a lower sodium version of that... urkle
she didn't hear me though ;_; plus i got blood on my diatom sketchbook
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
:-ID buan giarno
Hello! Welcome to my new blog. Fans will remember that I ran a small IT support blog a while back for friends. It quickly grew out of hand and I had to take a break due to IRL issues :-P but I'm back now!
Yes, before you ask, I still love feces. Observant fans will remember that I'm just a little bit of a corprophiliac... ok, a lot of one XD. On the other hand, I'm happy with myself and who I am, so I guess if you don't like it you can just f*ck off.
Wow, there's so much to blog about! Where to begin.... Well first of all I'm not a virgin anymore. I went to Fanime last year and... well that's a story for another time ;). I've also gained a lot of weight, unfortunately. I keep trying to lose it, but to no avail. Curse your buttery goodness, hostess!
On another sad note, the weight gain caused me to lose my job cashiering at SaveMart. I was capable of working, but ever day I'd go into work I'd have to brace myself for a deluge of insults. "Jumbo" was a particular favorite of these ignorant hicks, and they thought it was hilarious to butter my up while I lay helpless in an abandoned aisle and then use my unwilling body to surf around on the linoleum. So, guess what fuckshits? I quit. Good riddance .
Ugh. Too angry... I better calm down. Goodbye for now....
Yes, before you ask, I still love feces. Observant fans will remember that I'm just a little bit of a corprophiliac... ok, a lot of one XD. On the other hand, I'm happy with myself and who I am, so I guess if you don't like it you can just f*ck off.
Wow, there's so much to blog about! Where to begin.... Well first of all I'm not a virgin anymore. I went to Fanime last year and... well that's a story for another time ;). I've also gained a lot of weight, unfortunately. I keep trying to lose it, but to no avail. Curse your buttery goodness, hostess!
On another sad note, the weight gain caused me to lose my job cashiering at SaveMart. I was capable of working, but ever day I'd go into work I'd have to brace myself for a deluge of insults. "Jumbo" was a particular favorite of these ignorant hicks, and they thought it was hilarious to butter my up while I lay helpless in an abandoned aisle and then use my unwilling body to surf around on the linoleum. So, guess what fuckshits? I quit. Good riddance .
Ugh. Too angry... I better calm down. Goodbye for now....
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