a case of mistaken identity? decision for the reader!

[Constable Higgins]: Well Lord Cunt, I can't hold my tongue any longer. A man who slanders the name of William Shakespeare is worse than scum. You, sir, are Hitler.

[Lord Cunt]: No I'm not!

[C.H.] Oh, you're a wily one, aren't you Mr. . . . Oh I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name?

[L.C.] Cunt.

[C.H.] Naturally.

[L.C.] No, I'm Lord Cunt.

[C.H.] Precisely the name that Adolf Hitler himself would devise to fool a bonny Englishman. Too bad for you that this dialogue is boring