turd welder

a business passed from my grandfather to my father, my father to me, and now it is my duty to make sure that what you pass can be turned into any of a variety of useful money saving devices. make a rope of turd, cordon off sections of your street and scream for hours in the middle of the road. create a superstructure for a grand project with your waste and then let me wait in the wings as your whole ill-conceived business empire crumbles around you