MangaMom

President of United States Barack "Husserl" Obama: mangaMom we are in a state of emergency... we need your manga powers!

mom: hahahha what

MangaMom

me: Mom! You can't read all that manga!

mom: ruh-roh

MangaTech

MangaTech

First date

First date with "Sandra" (not her real name, of course) today. I'm still kind of jittery writing this, I'm going to smoke a little to stave off the shaking. I thought things were going pretty well with us... we were watching "Seinfeld" on my computer and sitting on the bed. I was the "larger spoon." Anyway, as we were watching I felt my penis engorge and begin to rise, presumably from the proximity of "Sandra." I immediately froze - she was sure to feel my reckless masculinity - so I tried to play it off a crease in my pants. When I reached down to quickly flip my virgin penis into my waistband, my hand caught on a loop....

Sandra was confused because it really hurt when I jammed my finger in that belt loop. I was sitting there yelping and yowling and this dang boner wouldn't go away so of course it was bobbing up and down as I tried to disentangle myself. 

I ran into my mom's room and cried for a while. Sandra came to the door and told me it was ok, and that I shouldn't cry, but I had mother send her away. 

i'm totally alone

i've covered my entire body with microwaveable meals. amy's lasagna, full bodied, excellent sauce. resting on my head as i hope to rest my weary body from this dread existence.

elaine and jerry have such a special relationship

no one loves me. i wish i had their relationship :( i would like to be with a woman and have jerry and george's relationship  too i think it would be spunky and resilient

oh no harry

you like to suck that dementor's peepee... :) too bad i am for some reason here? what a great storyline.

no. no it isn't it fucking sucks. listen you subhumans if you can't put at least some level of believablity into a fan fiction why write it? why not just go die somewhere?

what the fuck have you done

shit that's what you've done you are worthless. you go into a store to pick up some watermelon for moommmy because you want to please her. haha you squeezed the melons and your idiot penis moved. it moved from squeezing some melons because you are pathetic and haven't been laid in almost a year. you are a bald, shapeless piece of shit. when you go up to the cash register you bang your shin. as you wince in pain, your greasy face squinches up until it resembles a pucked baby dick

when i grow up

when i grow up i am going to stomp you in the face you piece of shit @__+

suck my freaking chode anyone and anything associated with when you grow up or where you grow up or whatever the fuck. suck your lips into an asshole like it was a coke bottle

wow who let this drama llama into the room

blow its fucking head off i'll shit on it

chilean neonazi/hatecore gal ~__~ love blossoms

got a msg on slsk about joining a hatecore room now talking with a chilean girl who is "fascist and anti-comunism" so i guess it's tuesday?__?